
Apparently I havent been learning much in the past few months, so I am DUE for one of these bad boys. On my oddly interesting plane ride back to the winter tundra, i had some time to reflect on all the things I have learned this past fall.
1. Always be the FIRST or LAST person on a plane. (first if you are in the luxury that IS first class, and last if you're not. it makes you cooler and you're not standing in that goddamn line behind people who "swear" their bag is carryon size - EVEN THOUGH it doesn't fit in the overhead bin...GRRR).
2. If given the opportunity OR if in need of a little personal pick me up... upgrade yourself to first class. Yes, it's an unnecessary thing to give yourself on the regs (unless you're lucky and get the free upgrade), but SHIT it is so worth it. luxe seats, free booze and food and whatever else you can dream up... PLUS you feel better physically and emotionally. (phys: so much more leg room and butt room. emo: you're rich and pretty and you belong in first class).
3. Expensive sheets are expensive for a reason. You spend so much time in your bed, you had better enjoy every last second of it. (this includes down comforters and duvet covers... heaven does not come cheap)
4. It's still unacceptable to wear sunglasses indoors. The ONLY reason i will allow it is if you have either been a) punched in the face, or b) have a scratched cornea and you need to hide the patch.
5. eating healthy is VERY hard... and takes a FULL commitment. Make the trips to the grocery... look up the recipes. It will be worth it.
6. Indulge yourself. Whatever that means to you... a decadent meal, a massage, an expensive pair of shoes. Do it. It's important for your happiness and sanity. Plus, it's a good boost of self confidence.
7. Facebook can be the devil. We all think we want to know about other people's lives... but some day's it can cause more strife than happiness. Limit usage.
8. Being addicted to Blistex is an acceptable addiction.
9. DAMAGES is an epic show and I am fully embarrassed it has taken me this long to get behind it. If you like SVU, and i think you do... this is like at least 68 times better. Except that instead of Elliot Stabler you have Tate Donovan who is the SHIZ.
10. Apple products are for sure still the best. Sorry. (Case in point: iPad.)